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Towel
asked by Anonymous

something soft and warm to dry you off, they obsorb water, but then you cant wad them up bc then they get cold, still wet, and smell like a yeast infection. some men use them to wipe up cum from their stomach and shit but you know. I use them everyday after the shower…usually, unless i can’t find any and then i just use a shirt or something, but they don’t absorb as well.

Pancake
asked by Anonymous

a breakfast delicacy, a lot of people put butter on them and syrup. you can get them with fruits, nuts, many things, even chocolates. they aren’t any good when they are soggy, they don’t really crynch either, waffles are better. fuck pancakes. they can be called flapjacks too but pancakes are little thin cakes you place in a pan then BOOM. youve got yourself a fucking PAN cake. 

Hypothesis
asked by Anonymous

HYPOTHESIS. we use this in science a lot, but it can be used anywhere really. a hypothesis is the thing that u can use as like a hypothesis, so what you’re predicting. so for example, if i leave drugs on the porch again, i will be grounded for a month. my hypothesis is i will be grounded for a month. in conclusion that happened. fucking hypothesis man.

  1. niall: *calls harry up at 2am*
  2. harry: [sleepy voice] h-hello?
  3. niall: harry
  4. harry: yes??
  5. niall: [heavy breathing]
  6. harry: niall?
  7. niall: ...
  8. harry: ...
  9. niall: you're a wizard
  10. harry: goodbye *hangs up*
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Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

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Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

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